The first ever San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival kicks off tomorrow, Thursday, with standup events at seven different venues around the Mission, including Esta Noche, the Elbo Room, and The Darkroom Theater. Ticket purchases will come with coupons for free burritos at Pancho Villa and El Toro, who are both sponsors, and the fun lasts three days, until Saturday. Why burritos? Because it's the Mission, and because "The Mission burrito is a unique culinary creation known for its quality taste, giant portions, and affordable price." See the full schedule here, and purchase tickets here.