This just in: The Penthouse Club & Steakhouse, which as we've learned is taking over the former Showgirls space at 412 Broadway in North Beach, will be opening its doors on March 15. Never before in San Francisco, at least to our knowledge, has one been able to get a "four-star" steak dinner in such close proximity to naked breasts, and if any neighborhood should stake that claim, it's North Beach. In addition to talking up the cuisine, they're promising "the largest Champagne display in Northern California," as well as a twenty-foot video wall near the entry.
Alas, though there was an earlier report by Eater that porn superstar Jenna Jameson would be helping with the ribbon cutting, that appears to have been an mix-up: It's Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2012 Jenna Rose who'll be doing that honor, along with former Pet Sabrina Maree. Sorry, porn fans!