• Jasper Slobrushe, the fake Twitter account satirizing Humphry Slocombe, will be part of a panel on fake Twitter personalities at SXSW. [SXSW via Eater]
• A Haight resident struggles with a conundrum: How to embrace her love for the new Whole Foods while simultaneously hating herself and self-flagellating for not supporting local businesses. [Bold Italic]
• A report from the Angostura Global Cocktail Challenge in Trinidad. [Alcademics]
• Guess what? Dogs and cats are natural carnivores, so putting them on a vegan diet might not be a hot idea. [NYDN]
• Have you checked in yet today? Social media, especially location-based tools, is becoming the go-to marketing method for restaurants. [NRN]
• OMG, Gwyneth Paltrow is so laid-back in the kitchen: She makes spontaneous fried zucchini and drinks Oregon Pinot Noir! [Food & Wine]
• Arabica coffee from Colombia has been hurt by erratic, too-warm weather in recent years to the point where some fear it might never rebound. [NYT]
