• Shockingly, Miller Lite’s craft beers were not so successful. [Chicago Tribune]
• Are there are too many blueberry growers? And if so, could Whole Foods stop charging four bucks for a pint? [Boston Globe]
• Congressman John Dingell thinks that this whole salmonella probe could have been over and done with quite some time ago, calls the whole situation “Keystone Kops.” How your sausage gets made, people. [LA Times]
• The World Food Program has resumed emergency operations in North Korea. [Washington Post]
• A new pill may be able to fool your muscles into thinking you’ve exercised. May we suggest the brand name Lazify? [New York Times]
