Across The Menuniverse: You Must Obey...
• Your craving for an egg salad sandwich. [MP Boston]
• A whole page of house rules (gag). [MP South Florida]
• Your parents, children. Listen to your parents. [MP Chicago]
• The rules of the game, even when it comes to ballpark food [MP Philadelphia]
• Your own body when you feel hungry. Just eat. [MP San Francisco]
